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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Another rapper wasting (his) time (and yours)




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Get the f*ck outta here with that!

Wanna waste $10? Perfect, Lil B has allowed that dream to come true easier than ever with his album, Choice and Flowers. In the latest edition of artists going outside their genres and failing, Lil B gives himself the title of "1st Artist Ever," whatever that means, and kinda makes an album of noise. None of the instruments sounds real, as in he made this on his computer. It sounds like a kid, who hates taking music lessons and despises his parents for making him practice everyday, took the soundtrack for Final Fantasy VII and put it back together with a lightsaber and no metronome.

#arrestlilb

Slaughterhouse from over yonder


Budden talks about his ex's, Royce explains his lines in "Fast Lane," Joell talks about some unreleased tracks, and then all of them rap about the ish they don't like over Chief Keef's "I Don't Like." Hilarious. They freestyle around 10:15.

BREAKING NEWS: Nemo Hoes and Curren$y


Educate yourself on some weed strains your favorite dealer's favorite rappers smoke. Then entertain yourself with Blowfly at the end and the crawler on the bottom with a funny crack at the Throne's next album and Snoop Dogg slippers. Get you some!

Visuals from the Throne


It seems the Throne went after the message in the chorus for this track from their album, and nothing in the verses. It was a bit odd trying to make sense of a rebellion as Yeezy raps about a crazy night doing coke off some chick. Also, is that an elephant at the end? #unnecessarybutnecessary

Friday, May 11, 2012

TRU Story

From Tity Boi to G.O.O.D. Music. Big moves.

I can't say this enough





Do what you do best. If that's singing, sing. If that's rapping, rap. And if it happens to be tennis and making male tennis players look like an afternoon snack, then do that. Serena Williams, step down. Just because you thought of a semi-clever metaphor from watching The Hangover, it doesn't qualify you as an emcee. Ok, ok. I'm not gonna get too out of hand because it's not like she signed a record deal. For all we know, she toked up and had a friend who had a beat laying around she wanted to mess around with. But do I smell a Drake or a Common cosign?

Wait, does Serena even get down like that? Regardless, take this however you want, Serena Williams, stay off the mic, otherwise, protect ya neck. BLOCKA BLOCKA BLOCKA.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Really, old guy?

Just smoke another joint, Don.
Hate Frank Ocean? Yeah? Well, you and Don Henley (Eagles' drummer and singer) are probably the only ones on this planet. Henley apparently doesn't like Ocean's use of "Hotel California" for his "American Wedding" track off his Nostalgia, Ultra mixtape. In fact he may sue if Ocean performs his "bastardization" of the song. He's also on record saying Ocean should pay more because his version is that much worse, in his opinion. Objectively speaking, STFU.