TRU Story

From Tity Boi to G.O.O.D. Music. Big moves.

I can't say this enough

Do what you do best. If that's singing, sing. If that's rapping, rap. And if it happens to be tennis and making male tennis players look like an afternoon snack, then do that. Serena Williams, step down. Just because you thought of a semi-clever metaphor from watching The Hangover, it doesn't qualify you as an emcee. Ok, ok. I'm not gonna get too out of hand because it's not like she signed a record deal. For all we know, she toked up and had a friend who had a beat laying around she wanted to mess around with. But do I smell a Drake or a Common cosign?

Wait, does Serena even get down like that? Regardless, take this however you want, Serena Williams, stay off the mic, otherwise, protect ya neck. BLOCKA BLOCKA BLOCKA.

Really, old guy?

Just smoke another joint, Don.

Hate Frank Ocean? Yeah? Well, you and Don Henley (Eagles' drummer and singer) are probably the only ones on this planet. Henley apparently doesn't like Ocean's use of "Hotel California" for his "American Wedding" track off his Nostalgia, Ultra mixtape. In fact he may sue if Ocean performs his "bastardization" of the song. He's also on record saying Ocean should pay more because his version is that much worse, in his opinion. Objectively speaking, STFU.

#jetlife

Another reason I fu*ks with Curren$y is that he's so down to earth and gets to know his fans, on a real level. He stopped by the Buds & Roses Collective in L.A. to have a smoke and greet with fans. Sounds like a great way to get smoked up by fans for the day, if you ask me. But I don't blame him. Still a sick idea from the hot spitta.

Ok, Bobby Ray...

You heard it first, B.o.B. will be the first artist to perform on the moon. My money is on hologram Michael Jackson to be the first.