Mike Tyson: Modern Day Soothsayer

The good folks at complex put a soundboard of Mike Tyson quotes together. Can you be mad? I ain't.

JUST WATCH

Click play. While you're watching, just thank yourself. Because once we get 49 other suckas like you to watch this, we're one step closer to getting a mixtape from this guy...

Be safe, kids!

The hilarious skits from Jimmy Kimmel just keep on coming. I doubt you'll learn anything safe from this but I could listen to Fozzie Bear tell stories about lighting friends on fire all day.

Nipwitz Presents: How Foreignors Can Make Use Out of Your Wastelands (Russia Edition)

Urban skiing at its finest. Really cool things going on in the world. Anybody else looking forward to the winter to snowboard/ski? Yeah, I must be the only one.

Required Summer Reading

Ever wanted to really know what goes on in the brilliant mind that brought you Trapped in the Closet and Chocolate Factory? Solution: Soulcoaster: The Diary of Me by R.Kelly and David Ritz. Available on June 28th, the autobiography contains childhood stories and grownup stories, like the time he chilled with Michael Jackson and his chimp, Bubbles, and went shopping at the Water Tower in Chicago. The best part? You can pre-order a Limited Collector's Edition, which comes with "eight exclusive special collectables created under R. Kelly’s supervision," for $200. You guessed it. You can finally give your girl a Silver "R" rhinestone pendant charm necklace, curated by Robert Kelly, himself. And now you can send your girl 2 postcards, hand picked by Robert Kelly, himself. Needless to say, I found my beach read.