At least you're not this guy

"I'm so loaded I got fools trying to be me. Literally."

In more Diddy related news, Queens native, Quamine Taylor, broke into Diddy's Hampton home and chilled like a king Diddy. He ate his food, drank his drank, and even dressed like the dude. He was able to live the life for almost 24 hours after finding an unlocked basement door. But how? Apparently this isn't the first time Mr. Taylor made his dream come true. He's been doing this on and off since 2001.

“I really didn’t go to Diddy’s house because I’m a big fan of his. I just wanted to get out of the city for a while. I was actually hoping to stay like 15 to 17 days,” he said.

Yeah, right. But who can blame a guy? 15 to 17 days isn't much, right? Especially when Diddy probably has houses he doesn't even remember buying across the globe.